America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.                            -Anthony Walton

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.                                 

America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.                                                    -Bobcat Goldthwaite

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.                                                           -Charles Luckman

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.                   

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.                  

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.           

There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.       

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.                 -King Edward VIII

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.                           

What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.        -Margot Asquith

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.            

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

America is a mistake, a giant mistake.